This website is just creepy
http://www.marryourdaughter.com
Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.
Those who wish to list their Daughters with our site should click on SIGN UP OUR DAUGHTER on our main page for a form to fill out.
Those who wish to propose to a specific Daughter should click on the PROPOSE button on the Daughter’s INFO CARD.
Testimonials
“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"
—Katrina K., married at 14
Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"
—Mrs. James P.
WTF
Not sure how this is even legal.
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var labelHtml = ‘’;
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html = ‘
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if(postNum==1) postNum++; html += ‘
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if(postNum <= 2){ html =”; }
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if(pageArea&&pageArea.length>0){ html =”; }
if(blogPager){ blogPager.innerHTML = html; } }
}
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