Classic Movie Clip & Nut Shot of the Day
Vegas Vacation
"You give me half the money you were going to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts and we'll call it a day!"
Speaking Of Nuts Classic Nut Shot
function showpageCount(json) { var thisUrl = location.href; var htmlMap = new Array(); var isFirstPage = thisUrl.substring(thisUrl.length-14,thisUrl.length)==”.blogspot.com/”; var isLablePage = thisUrl.indexOf(“/search/label/”)!=-1; var isPage = thisUrl.indexOf(“/search?updated”)!=-1; var thisLable = isLablePage ? thisUrl.substr(thisUrl.indexOf(“/search/label/”)+14,thisUrl.length) : “”; thisLable = thisLable.indexOf(“?”)!=-1 ? thisLable.substr(0,thisLable.indexOf(“?”)) : thisLable; var thisNum = 1; var postNum=1; var itemCount = 0; var fFlag = 0; var eFlag = 0; var html= ”; var upPageHtml =”; var downPageHtml =”;
var pageCount=5; var displayPageNum=3; var firstPageWord = ‘First’; var endPageWord = ‘Last’; var upPageWord =’Previous’; var downPageWord =’Next’;
var labelHtml = ‘’;
for(var i=0, post; post = json.feed.entry[i]; i++) { var timestamp = post.published.$t.substr(0,10); var title = post.title.$t; if(isLablePage){ if(title!=”){ if(post.category){ for(var c=0, post_category; post_category = post.category[c]; c++) { if(encodeURIComponent(post_category.term)==thisLable){ if(itemCount==0 (itemCount % pageCount ==(pageCount-1))){ if(thisUrl.indexOf(timestamp)!=-1 ){ thisNum = postNum; }
postNum++; htmlMap[htmlMap.length] = ‘/search/label/’+thisLable+’?updated-max=’+timestamp+’T00%3A00%3A00%2B08%3A00&max-results=’+pageCount; } } } }//end if(post.category){
itemCount++; }
}else{ if(title!=”){ if(itemCount==0 (itemCount % pageCount ==(pageCount-1))){ if(thisUrl.indexOf(timestamp)!=-1 ){ thisNum = postNum; }
if(title!=”) postNum++; htmlMap[htmlMap.length] = ‘/search?updated-max=’+timestamp+’T00%3A00%3A00%2B08%3A00&max-results=’+pageCount; } } itemCount++; } }
for(var p =0;p< htmlMap.length;p++){ if(p>=(thisNum-displayPageNum-1) && p<(thisNum+displayPageNum)){ if(fFlag ==0 && p == thisNum-2){ if(thisNum==2){ if(isLablePage){ upPageHtml = labelHtml + upPageWord +’’; }else{ upPageHtml = ‘’+ upPageWord +’’; } }else{ upPageHtml = ‘’+ upPageWord +’’; }
fFlag++; }
if(p==(thisNum-1)){ html += ‘ ’+thisNum+’’; }else{ if(p==0){ if(isLablePage){ html = labelHtml+’1’; }else{ html += ‘1’; } }else{ html += ‘’+ (p+1) +’ ’; } }
if(eFlag ==0 && p == thisNum){ downPageHtml = ‘ ’+ downPageWord +’’; eFlag++; } }//end if(p>=(thisNum-displayPageNum-1) && p<(thisNum+displayPageNum)){ }//end for(var p =0;p<>
if(thisNum>1){ if(!isLablePage){ html = ‘’+ firstPageWord +’ ’+upPageHtml+’ ‘+html +’ ‘; }else{ html = ”+labelHtml + firstPageWord +’ ’+upPageHtml+’ ‘+html +’ ‘; } }
html = ‘
if(thisNum<(postNum-1)){ html += downPageHtml; html += ‘ ‘+endPageWord+’’; }
if(postNum==1) postNum++; html += ‘
if(isPage isFirstPage isLablePage){ var pageArea = document.getElementsByName(“pageArea”); var blogPager = document.getElementById(“blog-pager”);
if(postNum <= 2){ html =”; }
for(var p =0;p< pageArea.length;p++){ pageArea[p].innerHTML = html; }
if(pageArea&&pageArea.length>0){ html =”; }
if(blogPager){ blogPager.innerHTML = html; } }
}
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