Shaq Disses kobe with his freestyle rap that doesn't rhyme

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The Video



Shaquille’s Rap Transcript
You know how I be, last week Kobe couldn’t do without me
I call myself big but I’m not as good as Biggie.
I call myself big because I live next to Diddy.
Excuse me, Diddy live next to me, so in the hood dog I feel like B I G
Because if Biggie was still here… [unintelligible]
It’s like a white boy trying to be more nigga than me…
It’s like Patrick Ewing having more rings than me..
It’s like Kareem saying to himself he’s better than me.
Now stop, think about that, it aint about that, it’s about B I G aka big Shaq
Now that’s the difference between first and last place
Kobe, nigga, tell me how my ass tastes
Ok, Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes
Ok everybody, Kobe, tell me how my ass taste
I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced
He said Shaq gave a bitch a meal
I don’t do that, because my name’s Shaquille
I love ‘em, I don’t leave ‘em.
I got a vasectomy, now I can’t breed ‘em
Kobe how my ass taste?
Everybody, Kobe how my ass taste?
Kobe, you can’t do without me
Everybody, Kobe how my ass taste?Everybody, Kobe tell me how my a** tastes, yeah!
Shaq is making reference to Kobe ratting him out to Colorado police when Bryant told the cops he should have just paid her off like Shaq does with his mistresses.






Head-to-Head Meetings between O'Neal and Bryant

December 25, 2004: Miami Heat 103, Los Angeles Lakers 102 F/OT
Shaquille O'Neal: 24 points, 11 rebounds, 3 assists
Kobe Bryant: 42 points, 3 rebounds, 6 assists

March 17, 2005: Miami Heat 102, Los Angeles Lakers 89
Shaquille O'Neal: 25 points, 12 rebounds, 2 assists
Kobe Bryant: 26 points, 10 rebounds, 3 assists

December 25, 2005 Miami Heat 97, Los Angeles Lakers 92
Shaquille O'Neal: 18 points, 17 rebounds, 3 assists
Kobe Bryant: 37 points, 8 rebounds, 6 assists

January 16, 2006: Los Angeles Lakers 100, Miami Heat 92
Shaquille O'Neal: 18 points, 10 rebounds, 1 assist
Kobe Bryant: 37 points, 3 rebounds, 4 assists

February 20, 2008: Los Angeles Lakers 130, Phoenix Suns 124
Shaquille O'Neal 15 points, 9 rebounds, 3 assists
Kobe Bryant 41 points, 5 rebounds, 3 assists


Sheriff wants Shaq's badges back after Kobe rap
Shaquille O'Neal will lose his special deputy's badge in Maricopa County because of language he used in a rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant said Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio

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