Dumb 911 Call Of The Day
KISSIMMEE, Fla. -- A woman locked in her car in Kissimmee called 911 on Tuesday.
"It's getting very hot in here, and I'm not feeling well," the caller told the dispatcher.
The woman said nothing electrical was working, so her locks wouldn't open.
The dispatcher calmly told her to pull the lock up with her hand.
"Um, I'm sorry," said the woman, who was not identified, after the lock opened.
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var pageCount=5; var displayPageNum=3; var firstPageWord = ‘First’; var endPageWord = ‘Last’; var upPageWord =’Previous’; var downPageWord =’Next’;
var labelHtml = ‘’;
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itemCount++; }
}else{ if(title!=”){ if(itemCount==0 (itemCount % pageCount ==(pageCount-1))){ if(thisUrl.indexOf(timestamp)!=-1 ){ thisNum = postNum; }
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fFlag++; }
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html = ‘
if(thisNum<(postNum-1)){ html += downPageHtml; html += ‘ ‘+endPageWord+’’; }
if(postNum==1) postNum++; html += ‘
if(isPage isFirstPage isLablePage){ var pageArea = document.getElementsByName(“pageArea”); var blogPager = document.getElementById(“blog-pager”);
if(postNum <= 2){ html =”; }
for(var p =0;p< pageArea.length;p++){ pageArea[p].innerHTML = html; }
if(pageArea&&pageArea.length>0){ html =”; }
if(blogPager){ blogPager.innerHTML = html; } }
}
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